I have seen the dark universe yawning,
where the black planets roll without aim;
where they roll in their horror unheeded,
without knowledge, or lustre or name.
-‘Nemesis’, HP Lovecraft
“From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time…”
It’s a hopeless case. A lost cause. A town so mired in corruption and sin that it’s drowning … When Batman sent me here, I thought I’d solve one case and book. But then I realized … if I could make a difference here — well, that’d be something. This filthy old town needs me.
Surrounded by a dozen of my worst enemies. No way out. Nowhere to hide.
I love it.
Maxima punches her way to no.2 on our list. Here’s the lady who stood up to Doomsday without fear!
Troll looks at DC’s 5 most underrated superheroes. We start the countdown with Captain Atom, the guy who inspired Dr Manhattan in Watchmen.
“Six there were for generations of Jedi. The seventh is not well-known. Powerful form it is. Deadliest of all. But dangerous it is, for its master as well as its opponent.”
“The road is long, but it is worth the journey, for a true master of Form III is invincible.”
Lightsaber Combat Form III explored!
“He is a fencer. Leverage, position, advantage—they are as natural to him as breathing.”
Lightsaber Form II explored.
We take a look at the seven main lightsaber combat styles! First up, Form I: “Shii-Cho”
“Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning’s winning.” – Dominic Toretto, The Fast and the Furious Need for […]
The Intro “In 2077, the storm of world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear […]
Troll Magazine is back, and we’re hyped up on caffeine, Fallout, earthworms in space-suits, big angry green men and deranged editors. The rest of the world looks at pigs and say ‘why’? We looking out the window and we see five drunk people, and we say… ‘why not?’
Scarlett Johannson to star in live-action adaptation of Ghost in the Shell!
Here’s hoping Hollywood won’t fuck it up.
When is a bow better than a gun? When is a spear in the chest of your enemies better than a combat knife or machete? The answer…all the time. With […]
Issue 8 Out Now! Troll Magazine is back. Bigger, badder, and filled with all the fantasy and sci-fi goodness, with the incomparable wit and wisdom you have come to know […]
What if Harry Potter was sorted into Slytherin? We answer this and other questions here!